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Joke of the Day
"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."
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"What are Donald Trumps least favorite food? Mexican jumping beans"
"Let's find some common ground so I can tell you my fucking life story."
"What's a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Soo... I guess when he asked for my number he didn't mean how many lovers I've had?"
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."
"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"
"Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted."
"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"
"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""