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Joke of the Day
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
Next Joke
"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."
"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."
"Trunk dweeting. BRB"
"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."
"{At the art museum with my newborn son} baby: dada? Me: it's impressionist you stupid baby"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"
"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."
"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""
"Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis? They keep getting caught in the net!"