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Joke of the Day

"Q: When driving through fog what should you use? A: Your car."

"I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!"

"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""

"A spinoff of Zootopia would have lampooned any people from a certain fandom who drew NSFW pictures of the two leads and shipped them. Alas, *Furry Vengeance* was already taken."

"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."

"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."

"I was having the best day of my life But then I woke up."

"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"