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Joke of the Day
"Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris"
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"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"
"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."
"Why was the cheese so sad? Because it was provOLONE"
"Her: I like the man-horsey in this film. He's hot. Me: Centaur. H: What? M: Centaur H: Is that his name? M: I want a divorce."
"School is the foreplay of life You can't rush it."
"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?? A Brazilian"
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often. Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS."
"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."