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Joke of the Day

"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"

"What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth."

"I want to play checkers today so I can say ""Martin Luther King me!"""

"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"

"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."

"What do you call herpes on a scarecrow? A corn on the cob"

"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."

"*Food arrives* *Waits 3 days* *Slowly takes bite of food* *Waitress appears from under the table in camouflage* HOW IS EVERYTHING??"

"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"