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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"

"What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison"

"What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen. (Sound it out.)"

"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu"

"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"

"They probably could have called lightbulbs, just ""bulbs"". Most people would still get it."

"That's not Chuck Norris doing push-ups -- that's Chuck Norris moving the Earth away from the path of a deadly asteroid."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."