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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a girl pay for a drink. Is everyone okay?"
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"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."
"What do nosey peppers do? They get Jalapeno business!"
"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"
"Why wasn't Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon."
"There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house."
"If you prefer that unshaven look, you might not be a true hipster... These days, everyone loves hairy styles."
"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."
"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."