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Joke of the Day

"A man and a boy went into the woods at night... ... the boy says to the man, ""it's scary out here."" The man then replied, ""You think you're scared, I gotta walk out of here alone!"""

"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."

"I like to measure my workouts in terms of a reward system. For instance: I just ran 2.5 pizzas."

"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."

"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"

"What did the porn star put at the end of their resume? Sexual references."

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"