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Joke of the Day
"I love telling dead baby jokes... They just never get old!"
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"I told my wife, ""no man should spend more time washing dishes than he does having sex!"" Our new dishwashing service is great."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"
"What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? Carrion."
"[rubs magic lamp] GENIE: You get 3 wishes ""Anything?"" GENIE: No wishin for more wishes ""I wish for more genies"" GENIE: I don't like you"
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French? You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast."
"""I brought whipped butter instead of cream cheese for our bagels."" -terrorists"
"why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around"