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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"
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"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."
"A tree falls on my kitchen, who's dead? My wife, if she doesn't clean that shit up."
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"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"
"I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me."
"If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!"
"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"
"A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore."
"What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you"