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Joke of the Day
"Why can't mexicans play uno? They steal all the green cards."
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"An old lady's beloved pair of pet rabbits died So she took them to the taxidermist to get them stuffed. The taxidermist asked her ""would you like them mounted?"" ""No"" she replied, ""just holding hands."""
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."
"I'm predicting the next big hip hop fashion accessory: Thimbles. Gold thimbles. Worn on two or three fingers per hand."
"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."
"Today I Learned.... Jumble Boogie browrearrr browrearrr"
"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."