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Joke of the Day
"A tree falls on my kitchen, who's dead? My wife, if she doesn't clean that shit up."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !"
"What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator? A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)"
"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."
"Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a ""how to eat sandwiches without choking"" course?"
"I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on."
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"Where do doctors put blood that can't be used because it is too fluorescent? In the haemo glow bin."