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Joke of the Day

"I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"

"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."

"Hope floats but corpses don't, so remember: bricks or 25 to life. Inspirational tweet."

"The porn actor's reaction after being denied a raise... I don't get it, I always worked so hard!"

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"