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Joke of the Day

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"

"What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living? A Poptometrist!"

"Have you heard the one about the suicidal homosexual He hung out in the closet"

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"This outfit is called Running Into Someone I Know Would Be The Ultimate Worst Thing That Could Happen"

"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."

"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."

"Did you hear about the time when King Arthur slept with another woman? It was a one knight stand."