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Joke of the Day
"The porn actor's reaction after being denied a raise... I don't get it, I always worked so hard!"
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"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."
"im thinking about submitting my butty cop movie script to miramax its about pee and his black sidekick poo"
"The guy who wrote the book ""everybody poops""... ...should write Number 2"
"How many communists died during ww2? not enough"
"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."
"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."
"My costume budget is pretty slim, so I'm going as 'disinterested millennial' for Halloween this year."
"This year, measuring your accomplishments against Lindsay Lohan's will ensure you feel like a winner merely for avoiding the penal system."
"Extinction ""Not a chance."" Said the last female Dodo, as she walked away from the last male."