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Joke of the Day
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
Next Joke
"A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents... Her dad opens the door. ""Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."" ""To WHAT??? ""Tobias."""
"Making a phone call that goes straight to voicemail releases dopamine."
"I bought some shoes of a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"Freeze a regular Snickers bar for the satisfying CRUNCH of all your front teeth breaking at once."
"What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry"
"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"Whats the worst thing about dating a terrorist? Doesn't matter if you come or not, they're getting blown anyway. Thought up this at work"
"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."
"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"