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Joke of the Day
"Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)"
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"I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk... budumdum tssssss"
"ELI5: What is it like to mod r/news? This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment."
"My younger dog can go to sleep in about 4 seconds. The older one takes about 6 because she's got more shit to worry about, I guess."
"Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"
"It's become so annoying at weddings, when elderly relatives start playing the game of ""I wonder who'll be next""... ...so I've started doing the same to them at funerals."
"What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei."
"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"
"Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: ""Me sick, no work"" Boss SMS back: ""When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: ""Me ok, ur wife very sweet"""