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Joke of the Day

"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."

"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."

"What do you say when you kill five black people with one grenade? (Offensive) Triple kill!"

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."

"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"

"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"

"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"