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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"

"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"

"Did you know that 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old girl with a fat ass."

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""

"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"

"All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo."

"Just helped a girl give birth... OP delivered."