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Joke of the Day

"Made this up a few years ago listening to NPR What do you call music about climate change? An Al Gore-rhythm"

"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."

"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"

"WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE"

"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."

"Trainer: have you been sticking to your diet? Me: *tries to mumble yes but a chicken wing falls out of my mouth*"

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"

"What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland? Paddy O' Furniture"

"I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... ...it spoons. She did not find it humorous"