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Joke of the Day

"Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas!"

"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I just slept with Pinnochio. No strings."

"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."

"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"

"Archaeologists have discovered a mummy in Egypt encased in chocolate and surrounded by hazelnuts They are calling it ""The Pharaoh Rocher"""

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"Toddler in our bed last night; it was like sleeping with an octopus on meth."