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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide."

"90s Kids won't get this............ Social Security Benefits."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The assailant avoided prison, though. As the battery charge wouldn't hold."

"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""

"Act now to enjoy a false sense of urgency!"

"The Pope is resigning... They say he's hearing imaginary voices from the sky.... and he also wants to retire."

"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."