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Joke of the Day
"Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant."
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"Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control."
"Supply drops I was going to tell a joke about supply drops, but you wouldn't get it."
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."
"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."
"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."
"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."
"My dad told a lame joke today I told him to stop because he never makes funny jokes. His replay was - I made you didn't I?"
"Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying ""The court room sketch artist is so hunky."""
"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."