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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs? An arm and a leg."
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"Have you heard about the man with five penises? His underwear fit like a glove."
"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
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"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."
"What do you call a cow... With three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? .... YOUR MOM."
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"