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Joke of the Day
"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."
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"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."
"son: I don't think he likes me wife: your dad just has a hard time showing affection me: [holding bag of doritos] GOD I LOVE DORITOS"
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."
"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"