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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year!"
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"""Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Dad: ""Well choose one honey, you can't do both""."
"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"
"Whats the difference between a shower and a toilet? Showers take in lost of dirty people, but don't take shit from no one."
"I've kidnapped 100 kids and killed 10 of them Only 90 kids can remember"
"3 women in a bar.. talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage one fits a cocumber and the other one slides down the bar stool."
"How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb? Twenty-one."
"What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."