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Joke of the Day
"Hitler is threatening to start World War 3 He is dead serious. ayyy lmao"
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"Call Me crazy, but the ideal number of times a Pope should have once been a member of the Nazi Youth is zero."
"If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people."
"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
"So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name. Mycoxafloppin"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Sent back if it's not hot enough."
"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"