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Joke of the Day

"Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? To see the enemies."

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"CHECK OUT BUZZFEED'S TOP 10 LIST OF GODS FOR ATHEISTS. YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, OR 10."

"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."

"Sorry waiter for pushing you over when you asked me to tip you"

"Hippocrates was pretty damn smart ... for a horse."

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."

"Did you hear what happened to the private who got caught sleeping with his drill instructor's Chlamydia infected wife? He got an oily discharge."

"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"

"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"