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Joke of the Day

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."

"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"

"I've been eating a lot of pineapple lately, you know what that means... I have a pineapple flavored sock under my bed."

"The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO"

"Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? They only had 2 vans"

"What goes great with Alphabet Soup? Times New Ramen"

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

"Being a conservative, I set all our clocks back 23 hours. I just can't stomach the idea of moving anything forward."

"What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson? Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet."

"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"