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Joke of the Day
"I was born upside down My nose runs and my feet smell"
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"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"
"It turns out the iPhone 7 is illegal. It got de-ported"
"What is your favorite type of wood? Mine is morning."
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""
"I've never seen an ""outtie"" belly button in all the years of porn I've watched. I'm kinda glad, I don't want my eyes to get poked out."
"I drank a bottle of vodka tonight and I was feeling Russian Russian to bed"
"What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."
"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""