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Joke of the Day

"Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice"

"To all the people saying I have fat fingers... FYVK OFF"

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"

"I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday."

"Donald Trump says he went to the University of Pennsylvania, but I could have sworn he went to Syracuse. Because he sure is an Orange Man."

"What was an elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles per hour."

"Two law students walked into a bar... Two lawyers walked out"

"Your Mom is so old... She had to use her own face for emoticons."

"Is Lobster Bisque a good rap name?"

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."