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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung"
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"My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
"Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it."
"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? -Nice belt."
"Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster... Just made it a bit sluggish."
"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"
"I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called."
"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."
"What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner? Putout"