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Joke of the Day

"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"

"I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"Sql Query A Sql query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: ""Mind if I join you?"""

"No one, NO ONE, hates their life more than the dude driving a minivan with the stick figure family decals on the back window."

"Preparing my wedding vows in the form of a poem... What rhymes with ""the way you shake that ass?"""

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"

"What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit"

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"

"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"

"They call cat people crazy but we're not the ones outside at 5AM every morning putting fresh dog poop into tiny baggies."