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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a homosexual, and a paedophile walk into a bar...... And then a second guy walks in"
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"Who was the first person Aaron Hernandez called after the shooting? Wes Welker. Everyone knows you need a white Bronco to get away with murder."
"Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction but that's about it."
"Money was so tight last Xmas I had to sell a kidney for gifts. And this year it's getting so bad, I may even have to sell one of my own."
"Can a ninja bring a ninja star into the airport? Shuriken."
"A rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on one shoulder ... The bartender says, ""Hey, where'd you get that?"" And the frog says, ""Brooklyn, der's hundreds of um."""
"I'm a vampire that only feeds only on virgin blood... I'm 100% self-sufficient."
"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."
"Did Delilah ever tell that guy what New York City is like"