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Joke of the Day
"My favorite joke about Alzheimer's"
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"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"
"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't... They're born that way"
"If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"
"listening to Mambo No. 5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky"
"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"
"I told my wife I love her like a Brit loves soccer... She looked worried and said, ""So you're going to get drunk and yell at me?"" EDIT: correcting auto-correct."
"[sees cute girl jog by] ""Imma run up and ask her out"" [one block later still not caught up] ""Ok, wow, we probably weren't soul mates anyway"""