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Joke of the Day

"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."

"Hey man, your mom is like snack... Free-to-lay... I don't know..."

"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."

"Build a barricade?! Crap, I thought you said build a bear arcade. Those bears are gonna be pissed when I tell them no more Cruis'n USA."

"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."

"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"I wonder if skunks ever think, ""why do I smell like a pound of weed?"""

"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."

"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."