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Joke of the Day
"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."
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"North Korea claims that they detonated an H Bomb Kim Jong-un? More like Kim Jong-**BOOM**"
"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."
"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."
"Cheese and schizophrenia -Which cheese is schizophrenic? -Halloumi"
"Gillette researchers are really the best They got some cutting edge technology"
"Wait...you said JAZZ hands? Oh god. I totally misheard you. Please get me a towel."
"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"
"An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with."