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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of ""relative humidity"" in Arkansas? The amount of sweat you can lick off your fathers balls after sex."

"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"

"how do trains fall in love? it attracks another one."

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

"What's the best way for an American to lose weight? Gamble in British currency."

"What did the barber say to the Potato? ""You've got eyes on the back of your head!"""

"A man has three testicles. He goes to the doctor and says, ""Doc, I have one more testicle than you."" The doctor replies, ""Really? You have eight?"""

"I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. ""You want to have sex first"", I asked. She said, ""no"" so I said ""OK, I'll wait for you at the bottom!"""

"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."

"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."