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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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"Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order."
"Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!"
"I finally got my shit together. It's pretty gross. Wanna see?"
"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."
"On the street a person has a heart attack. Someone shouts: - Is there a doctor? Vegan: - I am a vegan."
"If you could only eat one thing from the McDonald's menu for the rest of your life... How would you off yourself?"
"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""
"a girl took a grilled cheese out of her purse and threw it across the street like a frisbee to me i never thought i'd be able to love again"