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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
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"A guy walks into his room with a duck under his arm... and says ""This is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says ""That's not a pig, it's a duck."" He says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"If a vampire is also a doctor, an apple is as effective as garlic"
"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"
"If Facebook Was Real me: cool shirt Brian Brian: thanks [hours later, a knock at my door] me: um yes? Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt"
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"
"Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning? Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese?"
"Why do girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"
"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."