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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says ""Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"""

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"

"If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite."

"You know what's funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving."

"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"

"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."