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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a penis and a potato? A dictator."
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"A man was asked to choose between killing an executioner and the man who rented him the noose and electric chair. He chose the lessor of two evils."
"heard this one today what's Michel Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli!"
"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."
"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot"
"If blacks have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."
"I was going to photograph my food but then I ate it. I hope I don't get kicked off Instagram for that kind of behaviour."
"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."
"Why did the tree eat the other tree? It was coniferous.* *sorry"