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Joke of the Day

"Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!"

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."

"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"

"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."

"A short joke my GF told me My penis"

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"My wife asked me why I was walking around the house with a gun I responded, ""Because of those fucking decepticons!"" I laughed. She laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster."

"My girlfriend always wakes up with a huge smile on her face. Goddamnit, I love my Sharpie!"

"Okay R/Jokes, what's your rawest most brutal joke?"