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Joke of the Day

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero."

"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"Katie Price and Osama Bin Laden have topped a poll of most unpopular people to sit next to on a plane, but to be fair, with either one a blow job is guaranteed."

"I asked my Indian father for a PS3 He said ""No beta, it's pronounced PH.D."""

"[sees old friend after 4 years] ""God, you were so fat back in school."" ""Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."" ""No you didn't."""

"Two blondes are waiting at a traffic light One says ""It's green."" The other ponders a few seconds, then replies ""A frog"""

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."