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Joke of the Day

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."

"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"

"Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible dick? He came out of nowhere."

"What is the best part about having sex with 23 year olds? There's 20 of them. (Works better in person)"

"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."

"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"

"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""

"If two vegetarians are fighting... Is it still considered ""beef""?"

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."