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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between 6th Sense and Titanic? Icy dead people."

"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."

"Which stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin. It says in the bible, Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles."

"Me: *slides note to bank teller* Bank Teller: So....you're not robbing us, you just want to take a selfie with ""mad cash"" on your face?"

"[the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up] *looks at driving test instructor* ""finally"""

"Just had a moment where I wanted to scroll down to read the comments looking at my bank balance online."

"How can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"[White House] Any ideas on how to defeat ISIS? *Biden excitedly raises hand* Besides assembling the Avengers. *Biden dejectedly lowers hand*"

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."