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Joke of the Day

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on TV. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11""."

"What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework? He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear."

"I've heard mixed reviews about cannibalism... It varies from person to person."

"Why do feminists hate church music? Because of all the Hymns."

"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"

"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His condom fit like a glove."

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."

"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"Why are there trees in Harlem? Public Transport"