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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
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"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"
"If the Jewish population is 16.6 million people with a constant rate of change, what is 23% of the Jewish population after five years? Ashes"
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"
"my sleep schedule says ""party girl"" but my lifestyle says ""reclusive lunatic"""
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"
"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"
"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."