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Joke of the Day

"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""

"The worst is when you text someone and they text you back 2 hrs later but you already keyed their car and emailed their secrets to everyone."

"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"

"need a last minute valentine's day gift for that special lady? why not give her the timeless gift of my phone number"

"WHY couldnet anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game."

"What's a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple."

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."

"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"