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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"

"I didn't realize what ""Shoot the J"" meant... So naturally people explained it to me when I shouted it at the wheelchair basketball halftime show."

"You're worried about rats in the walls? How is that any of your business? When was the last time you went inside your own walls?"

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."

"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"

"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."

"Him: ""Can we have a Doritos themed wedding?"" Me: ""no."" Him: ""well, what kind of chips would you prefer?"""