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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child"

"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."

"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"Chocolate Rain + Rickrolling = death by Youtube"

"Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is... Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one."

"If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen."

"Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head."

"What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song? Thoreau some mo'"

"What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce"