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Joke of the Day

"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."

"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."

"My wife and I made a vow to never go to bed angry. I'm so fucking tired!"

"What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !"

"A recent study found that an estimated 25% of Republicans are on medication for mental illness. Why in the hell are we letting the other 75% go untreated???"

"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."

"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""

"Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military secret."

"Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat"

"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""